This just in from Future Publishing – during an interview for DVD Magazine, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Thomas Dekker declares Dollhouse “a piece of shit“. 

Dollhouse stars – from late October – his former Terminator co-star Summer Glau, who is joining Dollhouse as another geektastic character fans will fall in love with.

Now, in order to settle this war of words, we thought we would not invite Eliza Dushku to judge a word fight which never happened.

Eliza: Hi, I’m TV’s Eliza Dushku.  I’d like to welcome you to a war of the words between former FOX star Thomas Dekker and former FOX star Summer Glau.  Although I’ve got Summer on MY show now, so Summer is going to be a FOX star again.

Summer: Oh, yay!  I LOVE FOX!  Except when they cancel my shows, then I pout.  I hope my character is awesome and not crazy.

Joss Whedon: It’s both, actually.

Eliza: Hey!  Joss!  Why are you here?  Go post on Whedonesque.

Joss Whedon: I can’t, I forgot my password again.  It was something really complicated, like a name or something.

Thomas: Why do people like Joss Whedon again?

Summer: It’s his pasty head.

Joss: Summer!  Stop slagging off my head.  That’s Thomas’ job.

Thomas:  I never slag off anything.  Except Dollhouse, that’s awful.

Summer: Huh, coming from somebody on The Sarah Connor Chronicles!  That show got cancelled!

Thomas: Er, Summer, you were on that show.

Summer: No, I was on The Cameron Chronicles.  It said so on my scripts.  I got them to change the name.

Thomas: Was “The Cameron Chronicles” written in biro?

Summer: Yes.

Thomas: I think Joss probably did that to cheer you up.

Joss: I have no comment about these unfounded but deeply true allegations.

Eliza: So, why is Dollhouse a piece of shit?

Joss: Well, there’s all kinds of..

Summer: Joss!  Sssh, this is a public interview.  Think of that X-Men interview!

Thomas: I’ll kill you with my brain.

Summer: Thomas! That’s MY line.  Stop taking all the cool lines.  And what does that have to do with anything anyway?

Thomas: Good point all around, really.  I’m just annoyed they cancelled my show.

Joss: Dude, after FOX cancelled Firefly I made a major motion picture about not being able to stop the signal.

Eliza: Joss, you’re so crazy!

Summer and Thomas: Yes you are.  Let’s hug!

Thomas: Don’t touch my heart, weird girl.

Summer: Don’t touch that whip, Elizadawg.

Eliza: Don’t think about that Serenity sequel, Joss.

Joss: NEVER!  Firefly was a piece of shit!  Wait, Imma confused.  Hold me.

Dollhouse is on Friday night at 9pm on FOX.  Photos supplied by FOX.